Last night I dreamed that I was a robot. I had been purchased as a nanny for a family with 6 children: 1 boy and 5 girls, can you imagine? It was very detailed and went through my whole life with them until the kids grew up and my model was obsolete and I was put out on the streets and spent some time being very lonely until I met up with some other robots and we all became friends.
And I haven't even seen "I Robot", nor watched "The Bicentennial Man" recently.
So the only logical conclusion to draw is that I actually AM a robot and my life right now is just me dreaming that I am a human. Hmm. Wouldn't I have dreamed my smarter? Or better looking? Or more successful? I must have low standards. Must work on my programming.