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Published on December 19, 2006 By Cordelia In Humor

Found this on The Onion. Struck me as HILARIOUS, so I thought I'd share.

How Did I End Up On The Cover Of This Romance Novel?

By Duncan Larksthrush
December 13, 2006 | Issue 42•50

Last week at the supermarket, while shopping for my weekly supply of three dozen eggs and 12 pounds of mutton, I spotted a rack near the checkout lane containing several romance paperbacks. Normally, such trash wouldn't get a second glance from my coal-black eyes, but the sight of one book practically made my chiseled jaw drop. There, on the cover of Dark Passions was yours truly, Duncan Larksthrush, in the flesh.

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on Dec 20, 2006
i've always been a fan of the onion,,,thanks:)
on Dec 22, 2006
I've always been a fan of trashy romance novel!! This was hilarious!